My second dump goes to Rihanna for ignoring the amazing amount of domestic violence that occurs daily to your exact demographic in one swooping media scandal. Oprah was right (oh shit, did I just say that). You sure that's a tattoo or Chris' bite marks.
My last dump goes to Michael Steele. Make sure Karl Rove doesn't stick his hand up your ass too much or you just might throw up your actual self. Woof! Woof! Good boy....
Bumps to Bill Cosby. You were and still are the televised-surrogate father to many like me. So what you got some bush on the side. You're a Philly street-kid and your educated. Tell dem niggers wat they do.To Maria Sabina: God awaited you with golden 'shrooms with all your lost children. Put in a good word for me Ma'.
Finally, blessings to Little Haiti. You guys immigrated here like any Cuban did in the late 20th century and made it here on your own without the help of any political action committees on South Beach (literally, Cubans had lawyers on the beaches while their kin were arriving). Your streets smell like dead cats but your spirit smells of griot. Sa pase ma bule!!! (I don't know if I spelled that right, anyone correct me if I'm wrong)
Thanks y'all.
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