


Dumps to Glenn Beck, comedian and "American" political pundit. Enough said. God, please fire him.
Dumps to MTV (forever and always at this point) for continuing to promote flat out insults to the public. You'd think they-kind-ah-BE conscious of any significant life-altering, world-changing events after Obama being elected. SIKE! Just yesterday I saw another amazing episode of Teen Cribs that made me want to pursue every penny I threw away as a 4 year old.
My final and most seething dump goes to the Miami-Dade Fire Rescue Department. We no longer live in the dark ages my friends. The recent fall of stocks (not cash, stocks) has made people anxious about who and what their tax money is funding. So doing coke to stay up while playing cards and having sex with random women at seedy hours of the morning to suffice waiting for some real, post-9/11 action won't cut it. Fuck all y'all, I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!



Bumps to Vitamin B. My mother use to coax me into swallowing these "tablets of Flintstones (in Spanish of course)" so I can shut up and calm down after worrying SOOOOOOOOOO much at the age of 12. I suffer of stress and anxiety too much; in with a changing world that I seem not to remember genuine feelings that which matter in life. Drugs aren't the way. A healthy diet is key and any healthy diet now in days is comprised of a million grams of Vitamin B, B12, and B-to-the-3rd-power. Thank you.
Bumps to Reno 911. A constant source of inspiration when I/we feel as though that authority has gone too far when they lack the experience and education that the common citizens they serve already have. You know what???, they actually do sometimes. Here's to "the State." "Just run up and down [the bus] like a little black sambo."
My ultimate bump goes to Daniel Owino Misiani's "Benga Blast." Niggas of all races and colors know when they've reached their apex. When this record plays out of my iPod, I'm reminded that the apex is in the promise land.